Top 5 things to get done before you kick the bucket!!!!

5.  Dance on the Pyrenees- Why the Pyrenees?......Because you don't want to be traped in Napal or Tibet after you are down. Rather the Pyrenees where you may choose to enjoy a Spanish Omelette or a French croissant depending on which side you ramble down.

4. Streak a national event singing your National Anthem-  It sounds rash, but come on.......Most of us unfortunately will never be rock stars or super spies or famous actors and actresses, so we need some excitement. This will really get the Adrenal glands pumping.

3. Punch your old school bully!- Yeah right in the fucking mouth!!!!! do it, Revenge might be folly, but you will feel better.

2. Get a Standing Ovation-  WOW, how can you top that? one thing could, but that's coming up. I am battling to find things to say about this one.....its just lovely.

1. Kiss the girl/guy of your wildest dreams- Oh hush.....you were all thinking it. Maybe I am an old soft touch but, I am not the only one.... By Girl/Guy of your dreams, I do not mean a famous person, I mean someone you have loved, perhaps secretly but that is not an important criteria, for as long as you can remember loving people in that way.....hahhhh, wouldn't that be grand!!!