Top 10 worst Film love scenes!!

10. Meryll Streep Vs Alec Baldwin( Its complicated)- Ewe come on, not artistic or sexy, while there was no sex scene, the implication and inuendo were painfull. 

9. Colin Farall Vs Rosario Dawson(Alexander)- This was genuinely uncomfortable for me to watch, I did not know whether to watch the movie or phone the police, It bordered on rape.....Not  kosher.

8. Seth Rogan Vs Katherine Hiegl(Knocked up)- Please thats not even believable, he would have to be Matthew Armstrong to punch that far above his wieght.

7. Finch Vs Stiflers Mom (American pie)- I have a Mom, we all do, that shit aint cool and it goes against the bro code.

6. Any Bollywood love scene- There is no singing involved, alot of Grunting, moaning, thrusting and depending on how good either of you are, screaming....But no singing. In Bollywood love scenes, during the steamy scenes the characters are seen fantisising about frollicking in the Swiss Alps together? When they are actually in the Swiss Alps do they have sex fantisies then?

5. Jason Biggs Vs Pie(American Pie)- Hilarious!!! But guess which kind of pie I cant eat anymore.

4. Jeff Goldbloom Vs Geena Davis(The Fly)- I think any sex scene with Jeff Goldbloom is awkward in itself. In this instance though he was a fucking Man Fly!!!!(Pardon the pun). I am sure that if a bunch of women were asked who is at the bottom of there shag list Jeff would be second from bottom followed by a Man Fly. This movie had both.

3. Jake Gyllenhaal Vs Heath ledger(Brokeback mountain)- Say what you want about me being so un 21 century, whatever..... All I know is that I dont want to be a cowboy anymore.

2. Tom Hanks Vs Elizabeth Perkins(Big)- Again this was mostly inuendo but I found it uncomfortable after all Tom Hanks is playing a 10 year old. If his partner was Julia Roberts or Kirsty Swanson( they were the 'it' girls of that time) I would say "Go for it kid". But Elizabeth Perkins?? Now thats child abbuse. Dont we teach our children not to go off with wierd strangers?

1. Toby Maguire Vs Charlize Theron( The cider house rules)- I wish this was just innuendo....Sheesh, you would think sex with Charlize Theron would be at least a mildly enjoyable experience, but nooooo, Young Toby was plugging away like a gun was held to his head. Also isnt this also a case of child abbuse? Wasnt Toby like 5 in this film?? well he looked it. There a bunch of peedo's up there in hollywood.