Sunday, 5 August 2012

Top 10 things that we all wanted to be when we grew up!!!!!!

10. Doctor- OK fare enough, some of us actually made it. But I bet you this........It is not at all what you expected.... I bet you had some Doogie Howser Fantasy of you being worshipped by patients and co doctors alike for your brilliance. Only to find that you studied eight years to be the personal whipping boys and girls of the more senior doctors, almost prostituting yourselves to scrub in on procedures.



9. Famous actor/person- Until you got booed off the stage in your school play! Your hopes were raised by Paris Hilton......If that intellectual dead end could do it so can I, you thought. But then your hopes were dashed again when you realised that no one would buy your sex tape.




8. Taxi Driver- Before you realized that people would look down on you this seemed like a pretty solid idea......and why isn't it? elitist dicks!!!!!





7.  Architect- There is a bit more Math involved than you would of realized......If you are like me, you did a U-turn very quickly.



6. Pilot- When you were younger being a pilot was the coolest thing that you could aspire to be. I dont know what the motivation was for girls, but for boys........It was the air hostesses.



5. Astronaut- Who has never dreamed about going to space at least once in there lives??? I got over the desire when I realized that they do not give you a laser gun to shoot Aliens. And Jedi knights do not really exist.



4. Rock star- Have you never strummed a mean solo on your air guitar??



3. Cow Boy- No one ever wanted to be the Indians in a game of Cow boys and Indians.....That may be looked at as racism nowadays, but those were innocent times.


2. Archaeologist-  Da da da dum, Da da dum( Indiana Jones theme tune). Hahaha, yeah I know.......Me to.




1. Superhero- Who can deny this? Kids are idiots!! When we were flipping through the comics when we were young, these weren't fantasies, Spiderman, Batman, Green lantern, Wonder woman ......these were very real career options. Or was that just me?



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